On Tuesday, TE Jared Cook of the Green Bay Packers stepped inside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant, expecting to enjoy some Lemon Pepper Chicken Wings (extra-wet, apparently – whatever that means). If he had ordered a steak, it would have been understandable if he had received a cow’s head (you know, cheese-head, cheese is made from milk, milk comes from c…never mind). Instead, he received a very small chicken’s head. Was this a subtle hint that he needs to go back to the University of South Carolina, and play for the Gamecocks? Did they translate “extra-wet” as “I want to be scared into peeing my pants”? Should we all start eating wings with a fork? And most importantly, why does the chicken have the same expression on its face as its unfortunate recipient?
…and that’s My Three Cents
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