Spare Change

Since it’s Friday the 13th, I thought I’d take this opportunity to congratulate TE Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots! Mr. Gronkowski was recently chosen to grace EA Sports’ hit video game Madden ‘17. A special bonus comes with this honor: …THE MADDEN CURSE…


To commemorate this occasion, here are the top three unlucky things that might happen to Rob Gronkowski, as a result of this curse:
3. “Hello, Mr. Gronkowski? This is GQ Magazine calling. We decided to make a late change to our June cover. Is Tom there?”
2. His party bus gets towed. Where does he go to look for it? The podiatrist’s office.
1. His kitten from the ESPN the Magazine photo shoot grows up and decides to play baseball instead of football.
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