The Honey-nut Cherrios Bee went missing last month. Here’s the real reason why:


The iconic honeybee mascot of Honey-nut Cheerios disappeared from the box labels of the General Mills cereal early in March, as part of a campaign to raise awareness of the sudden disappearance of honey bees all over the world. Unfortunately, recent events have unveiled a serious cover-up.

This past Thursday, a preseason game between the San Diego Padres and the Colorado Rockies at Peoria Sports Complex in Arizona was invaded by a swarm of bees, possibly led by the missing mascot. Sources who may have been at the complex at the time of the invasion, may have told us they heard barely audible voices saying things such as “Breakfast of Chumpions” and “Be happy, be healthy m—-r f—-rs”. Local authorities have surmised that this may be retaliation for the decades-long “Wheaties campaign”, where the cereal has been touted as the “Breakfast of Champions” and has featured the images and autographs of countless star athletes. The simultaneous disappearance of the mascot and the swarms of honey bees, may also be linked to the swarm that was responsible for the attack Thursday.

So far, no suspects are in custody. Ice-cold milk has claimed responsibility for the deliciousness of both cereals. We reached out to General Mills for comment, who had this to say:


“What in the hell are you talking about?”


My Three Cents will continue to provide details as they become available at local grocery stores.


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The Shrinking Giants

By Benjamin Brunner
Senior Writer
My Three Cents

February 27, 2013



The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Giants are big. Huge. New York huge. So when a New York sports team makes cuts, they make HUGE cuts. The first of these cuts came this morning, when the New York Giants announced that they had released WR Victor Cruz, freeing up significant (huge) salary cap space. “He came in here and earned everything that he’s gotten,” General Manager Jerry Reese said in a statement.

The Giants organization then announced that they were releasing RB Rashad Jennings. This move cut $2.5 (huge) million in cap space. Reese stated in another press release: “He came to work every day and did everything we asked him to do, and always worked extra to get better at his craft”.

We reached out to Reese later, to ask him why the organization was cutting two HUGE players. He responded just minutes ago, with this e-mail:

Frankly, I’m not surprised. There’s been huge talk around here about making some huge changes. I wouldn’t be shocked if the owner came in here any minu